Hilariously Funny Table Topics Questions
A table topics session is an excellent opportunity to practice your impromptu speaking and a great chance for a good laugh with your friends. These funny conversation starters in a dinner party or group discussion could help people get out of their shells and connect with everyone. Give some of these table topics questions a try!
Hilarious Table Topics Questions
- What breed of dog would you be?
- What was the worst haircut you ever had?
- What would be your entrance theme song if you were a professional wrestler?
- What would be your professional wrestling name? What would be your finishing move?
- What food do you love that many people might find a little odd?
- What food does everyone love but you hate?
- What was the worst style choice you ever made?
- Would you rather be the funniest or most intelligent person in the room? Why?
- You get hired for a late-night talk show. Who do you invite as your first guest?
- What’s your best “my family is crazy” story? (Check out our Family Table Topics)
- What’s the best or worst prank you’ve played on someone?
- What’s the best or worst prank played on you?
- What was your least favorite food as a child? Do you still hate it, or do you love it now?
- If you could hang out with any cartoon character, who would you choose and why?
- What’s the silliest thing you are pretty good at?
- What’s the worst advice you’ve been given?
- What are some of the dumbest misadventures you’ve been on?
- What meal would it be if you had to eat one meal every day for the rest of your life?
- What’s the weirdest food you’ve eaten?
- What is something you eat that other people would find gross?
- What is the weirdest food combination you’ve made and tried?
- What’s the best cake you’ve ever eaten?
- What recent trend are you totally on board with?
- Tell us about a dating nightmare. (Check out our Table Topics for Couples!)
- What fruit or vegetable would you most want to be?
- Describe yourself in terms of food.
- What food is underrated or underappreciated?
- What movie is underrated or underappreciated?
- Does your current car have a name? What is it?
- If you could choose any two famous people to have dinner with, who would they be?
- What is the most unique or silliest problem you have in your life at the moment?
- If you could choose any person from history to be your imaginary friend, who would it be and why?
- What songs would be played on a loop in hell?
- What was your funniest or worst experience with a dentist?
- Who is the funniest person in your family?
- What useless facts do you know?
- How would your pet describe you in three words?
- Does your pet judge you?
- What would you like to ask your pet if it could respond to you in your language?
- What weird thing do you have nostalgia for?
- What’s your favorite way to waste time online?
- What is your favorite Instagram account?
- What Instagram account makes you laugh?
Funny Discussion Questions👇🏽
- Do you think horoscopes are accurate?
- What fictional world or place would you like to visit?
- Have you ever been told you look like someone famous? Who was it?
- What are you snobby about?
- If you could be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose and why?
- Who is your celebrity crush?
- Which are cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
- What was the worst job you ever had?
- What hobby would you be a lot of fun to get into?
- If someone came up to you and said, “Hey, do that thing you do!” what thing would pop into your head first?
- What slang are you really happy went out of fashion?
- If you could bring back any fashion trend, what would it be?
- You can have anyone fictional as your imaginary friend. Who do you choose and why?
- If you could rename yourself, what name would you pick?
- If aliens landed on Earth tomorrow and offered to take you home with them, would you go?
- What are some of your guilty pleasures?
- Would you go with aliens if they beamed down to Earth?
- What was the funniest thing you’ve seen recently online?
- What was the craziest theme park or fair ride you’ve been on?
- If a new volcano formed and the government had an online contest to see what it would be named, what name would you submit?
- What historical period would be the best to be born in?
- What toy did you hate most as a child?
- How do you describe millennials or Gen Z?
- How do you describe Baby Boomers or Gen X?
- If the universe is just a simulation, what update or patch does it need?
- Is the Earth flat? Convince the audience that it is.
- Did we really land on the moon?
- What conspiracy theories do you think are plausible?
- What is one article of clothing that someone could wear that would make you walk out on a date with them?
- The 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s: Which decade do you love the most and why?
- You have to sing karaoke. What song do you pick?
- If you could be any supernatural creature, what would you be and why?
- What’s the weirdest way you have met someone?
- What is your favorite magical or mythological animal?
- What’s your favorite line from a book or a movie?
- What assumption you made went hilariously wrong?
- What card or board games do you like to play?
- If you were left on a deserted island with either your worst enemy or no one, which would you choose? Why?
Funny topics to talk about 👇🏽
- Who was your childhood actor/actress crush?
- Who is your favorite Disney hero or heroine? Would you trade places with them?
- The zombie apocalypse is coming. Who are the three people you want on your team in order to survive?
- If a movie was made of your life, what genre would it be, and what movie star would play you?
- If you were famous, what would you be famous for?
- What is the best-backhanded compliment you’ve heard / can think of on the spot?
- What catchy jingle or a bit of advertising has stuck with you all these years?
- What’s the most outdated piece of tech you still use regularly?
- What smartphone app needs to be invented?
- If you had a virtual reality headset, where would you go virtually?
- What weird quirks did you pick up from your parents?
- What is the most clever or funniest use of advertising you’ve seen?
- If you could choose your dreams, what would you prefer to dream about?
- How do you feel about clowns?
- What fictional family would you be a member of?
- Which words or phrases do you overuse?
- Do you think ignorance is bliss?
- What's the best pickup line you've ever heard?
- What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?
Funny Questions to Ask Coworkers 👇🏽
- What’s your best “my coworkers are crazy” story?
- Who is the laziest person in the office?
- Who has the smelliest food in the refrigerator?
- Who is the biggest kiss-ass?
- You are due for a raise. Do you expect a 5% increase or a pizza party?
- Who is the biggest snob?
- What percentage of your day are you actually working?
- What percentage of your day are you on social media?
- What is the worst piece of software at the office?
- Have you ever stolen office supplies? If so, what did you steal?
- Let's be transparent. Everyone needs to share how much you make!
- Who is your work husband/wife?
- Who drinks the most coffee?
- Have you ever done drugs in the office? Have you ever wanted to?
- Who is the most annoying coworker?
- What do you love about your boss?
- What do you hate about your boss?
- Who is the worst dressed at the office?
- Who is the best dressed at the office?
- If you could get away with it, whose coffee would you poison?
- What product or service should you offer that you don't?
- Have you ever faked being sick to take a day off?
- What is your dream job?
- How would it go if you could have an epic “I quit” scene play out?
Funny questions about Coffee:
- What is your snobbiest coffee order?
- Is decaf real coffee?
- What's the deal with decaf coffee? How do they get the caffeine out, and where does it go?
- Would you consider yourself (or someone else) tall, grande, or vente?
- What's the most coffee you have ever consumed? How did that day go?
- What's the most you have ever paid for coffee?
- Do you drink coffee at night?
- Do you have to drink coffee first thing in the morning? Why or why not?
- How much is too much for a coffee order?
- What's your favorite coffee pastry?
- What is an unusual event to have coffee?
- How do you tip your barista? What are your ground rules on tipping?
- Do you judge tea-drinking people?
What are some funny questions you've encountered? Comment below, and we'll add them to our list!
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your brother thinks your music taste is bad. how do you make him believe it is good?
Do you have this in pdf format
Makes it easier to fill out n copy into word document
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